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J3nny Mochizuki--
Cylon--
Intr0vert--
Otaku/Videogame Enthusiast--
Succubus--
Melodic Death Metal fan--
Perverted Ewok--
Satanic Math-Hater.

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  1. Idgie portrait tattoo coming soon. Cause that face haunts my dreams. Whhhhy isn’t pet cemetery REAL!?!?!

    Idgie portrait tattoo coming soon.

    Cause that face haunts my dreams.

    Whhhhy isn’t pet cemetery REAL!?!?!

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  2. Princess Hair. Te-he ∩( ・ω・)∩

    Princess Hair.

    Te-he ∩( ・ω・)∩

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  3. I need a new pair of glasses dear FUCK

    I don’t know who fuck is, but they should grant my wish for new lenses.

    I’ve had the same glasses since I was 16, my eyes are progressively worse and these glasses like to fall off my face at will. I’m ‘trying’ to order some online but you know how when you have a vagina you are suddenly incapable of making decisions about something that effects your appearance without trying it on?

    What I really want to know is.. why is it so hard to find bright colored frames? Pink, purple, red, orange. BRIGHT. and when you do find them they are fucking stupid shapes.

    It’d be nice if I could get lasik, but girlfriend would have to get corrective eye surgery FIRST.

    -__-  <literally.

  4. LOL I cannot even.

    I now want a camel for the sole purpose of tickling it.

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  5. When you see pictures of couples kissing each other or looking presentable.

    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

    I know no couples like this in real life. (Disclaimer: I don’t know ANYONE in real life.)

    When I rarely attempt to take a picture with Nick he decides that he has 2 facial expressions to choose from:

    1.”I’m going to lick my girlfriends face.”

    2.”I know I am already aznboi-friend.. But I want to look like SUPER NYANN NYANN azn GIRLFRIEND KAWAII CHAN DESU~~~(n__n;;;;).”

    We are just too ugly cute for there to be photographic evidence. Seriously..we physically hurt each other with our love.

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  7. Period blood valentine.

    • Me: What should I do for Valentine's day?
    • Gavin: Bleed onto a piece of paper and fold it like a rorschach test, until it makes a heart.
    • Me: That's gross, yet FUCKING AWESOME.
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  8. waterspirit: meow.or.never.

    waterspirit:

    meow.or.never.

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  9. Anonymous asked: I'm going to Paris.

    YOU GOT THE JOB????

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  10. I figured out my calling in life..

    CAT BREEDER.

    Seriously.. I am brood mother.