June 2012
5 posts
Big boobs=expensive x (duh)
Just had to buy a 50 dollar sports bra, because now when I run or do anything where my boobs are bouncing x intensity they get all tingly and uncomfortable. I never had this problem before so I have a new found understanding for busty ladies.
Anyways I had to try on like 6 or something and jump around the fitting room to see how everything felt. Picture jumping jacks and bunny hops.
I thought...
kristen stewart
makes a fine ass snow white…
Gettin’ all joan of arc in that armour.
May 2012
31 posts
When you’re on tumblr and you see blogs that are essentially just photo streams of perfectly thin girls with perfect boobs and perfect asses..and perfect skin and they probably shit rainbows..so you think ‘fuck.. what is wrong with me, I will never compare.’
….
but then you realize you’ve never seen anyone look like that off the interwebs.
Whoops! Livin’ in...
Sigh.
I really want to have a Leeloo suspender costume, but those fucking silicone orange suspenders.
I won’t even pretend I know how to fuck with silicones. Yet I would never use anything but because we all know those fabric/ribbion/orange tape imitations look like utter shit.
this is my life guys, it’s super important relevant stuff.
Sorry tumblr, I can't stop playing dragon's dogma.
Gotta use my time wisely since I start work next Monday.
POOOOOOO on adult responsibilities.
Anytime anyone mentions Prometheus..
I feel this surge of spastic enegry.. I HIGH KICK THE AIR AROUND ME.
What the fuck is wrong with me? I think I should get a life or something…
Dragon's Dogma... y u no let me import my demo...
Blueberry lemonade splasher!
y u so good?
Went to some downtown street fair thing tonight, uh pretty sure it was mostly just food stands/carts. Huge MEGA dick like corndogs, funnel cakes, alligator, frog legs, deep fried snickers, deep fried pickles, corn on a stick, kettlecorn, more fried things. So it wasn’t that fun considering I didn’t go to eat.
I forgot to take a xanax and my skin was itching like crazy...
I GOT THE JAWB
Responsible adult go!
Healthcare! = New glasses! Therapy and medication!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I had a dream I was going to the beach.
I need to go to A beach, a clean one.
That’s my fucking immediate summer dream right there.
I just want to go swimmmmming, snorkling, lay in the hot sun then go inside and eat the fuck out of some tasty tastes (food).
foidfjksl;df
So brokeeeee, waiting for my ‘hire’ to get management approval which is really slow in the cooperate world apparently.
Feeling super fucking antsy because while my would be ‘boss’ has told HR not to post the job to the public because she already ‘has’ someone. I just need someone to give me a written in blood contract so I can feel better about being this...
Remember that job
That I aced the interview for in March but didn’t get the position?
Well.. looks like the guy they hired for his experience is a douche and won’t learn the new system thus he’s movin’ on out and they are hiring me. The woman I interviewed with (my future boss) told Nick I was her number one choice but HR over rode the decision because someone else had experience.
Well...
Finally feeling betterish, and starting a Korean course on livemocha
It’s sort of stupid how they don’t go through Hangul first.
Especially if in beginner course 101 you want me to write an introduction and read a paragraph for native Korean speakers to critique… all in Hangul
I'm sick,
and I am the biggest most pathetic sack of shit when I am sick.
You can only talk to me through puppets when I’m sick.
Infact anytime anyone wants to talk to me off the internet it has to be through a puppet.
I FEEL TERRIBLE..I need soup and ponyo and puppet lullabies.
Fucking tickle my back internet friends.
Road trip to Texas.
Nick won’t tell me the details.
So if I end up missing, he dumped my body somewhere in Texas.
FIND ME IN THE FUTURE!
Who has the most fearsome mob on Tumblr?
theafrosistuh:
kingjaffejoffer:
It starts out innocently enough, you make an offhand comment about something you saw on your dash and quickly forget about it and move on with your day. You close the Tumblr app on your phone and order a frap at Starbucks, completely unaware of the shitstorm you just started.
Your supposedly innocent comment pissed off the wrong person. A person who just...
Dragon's Dogma
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
April 2012
53 posts
The Sword- Celestial Crown
I think
After deciding not to talk to my self absorbed menopaused out mother, and keeping my over obsessive father at a verbally safe distance.
I am the most socially removed and isolated I have ever been.
Guess who doesn’t have any reason to pay the phone billllll.
:D
Watchdomocracker:
kianaonmars:
silent—mvp:
ciiindyyy:
lol wuttttt
.___. what did I just watch?
WHAT
I like to watch Food Party with my dad, it’s for bonding.
I want to be a drag queen.
It doesn’t even make sense, but it feels right in my soul.
“Get your eyebrows tattooed, it’ll save you like half the time. Still takes...”
– My logical response to saving time.
Your role in the anime →
heracrosss:
nnscribble:
guieuidsjhyg:
what do you mean my role in anime this is my normal life
O-oh…. well then..
“Ashley’s role is a geek girl who lives with a magic stick. Gets a sad ending.” “aeed’s role is a sexy girl who ships a kamen rider. Gets a sad ending” It knows me so well.
“Jenny’s role is a flirty girl who loves a tentacle monster. Gets a homo...
heracrosss asked: What house~