January 2012
42 posts
Period blood valentine.
Me: What should I do for Valentine's day?
Gavin: Bleed onto a piece of paper and fold it like a rorschach test, until it makes a heart.
Me: That's gross, yet FUCKING AWESOME.
Anonymous asked: I'm going to Paris.
I figured out my calling in life..
CAT BREEDER.
Seriously.. I am brood mother.
Suggestions for Sci-fi Series?
I need moar!
Preferably something that can be found on the netflix.
ladycabbage asked: I'd be willing to take some of them off your hands!! Let me know what you've got, maybe I can paypal you some cash. ^_^
@___@;
Oh god. I need to start a makeup blog just so I can have a blog sale.
So much I need to get rid of. Lancome, Benefit, Mac, Urban Decay, KatvonD, Laura Mercier.
I’m the cool kid who doesn’t keep receipts. So I end up with products that I’ve barely used and they just sit in my spare room and take up space and REMIND me every time I look at them that they are wasted and that they...
“I Am Vertical.
But I would rather be horizontal.
I am not a tree with my root...”
– Sylvia Plath
exxxpert cosmo tips: cosmo tip #145 →
expertcosmotips:
Wanna try something new with your man? Take him out to the woods, but don’t tell him you have a surprise waiting for him out there! When you get to a secluded area, tie him up, and cut open his stomach!! allow his blood to drain out all over! Make sure you gag him to muffle his screams! you dont…
“YAH JUGULLE?”
– “You wanna die?”
Thirsty chicks.
‘Let me blog all day about how bomb my sex is and post over sexualized pictures of my body, yet get upset when I only get sexual attention. No one loves me for my shining intellect!’
Girl. Stop.
Wiping the webs and the dew from my withered eye.:... →
hate-wizard:
Despite the fact that I just read a post that claimed I could not define what is and what isn’t racist, or cultural appropriation, because I am white, I am going to defend the use of body modification for as many cultures and peoples as I can.
So, the post claimed that white…
Smacked my brow bone on a ceiling fan.
Can we just talk about how I am the epitome of gracefulness?
It hurts being me, literally.
kharnivore asked: I Love You
judaius asked: Serenity movie at the end of Firefly remember?
1 tag
I'm going to need
more Firefly.
Saw david fincher's
gwtdt tonight.
It’s good if I don’t compare it to the swedish versions. Probably would have been better to me if I hadn’t seen the swedish versions. POOR CAT, awesome score though.
:D
Anonymous asked: This is not me asking, Rather me telling you that the picture in which you posted of your leg adorned by stockings, has been saved for future personal use, Am i a Pervert? You fucking bet, and thank you for posting it, it is actually extremely sexy, you have great legs, and i wish you could post more of the same, seriously.
Got my pre surgery packet today
I was almost too nervous to open it, but I did and now I’m officially excited for the first time. Ever wanted something for so long that when it finally happens you can’t believe it and therefore feel like it’s going to be ripped away, avoiding excitement. Now I’m googlin’ the drugs this doctor has written some scripts for.. Because I’m a nerd.
Watching United...
zeeeeee asked: Baby, you're gonna be my apocalypse wife. I'm snatching your ivory ass up.
“I like to share my cleanliness, it’s a how I show that I give a shit?...”
– (me) What do you share with your S.O?
ok
Never drinking again, which won’t be difficult because.. it’s just shitty. I have been sick since like 2-3am and I mean flu sick. So thirsty.. can’t drink water too fast or will puke, soooo hungry because I’ve been puking since 2.. couldn’t eat anything.
So cool for a self induced ‘flu’. Luckily I took 2 nauzene and passed the fuck out an hour ago and now...
I don't ever drink..
I’m just extra meh on the taste of alcohol because when I eat or drink something it’s for tasties, not for the after effect.
So tonight.. when Nick keeps whispering at me to do another shot.. I might die. I can only imagine that my alcohol tolerance is like.. 3 on a scale from 1 to 10
So if you don’t hear from me by Monday.. I have left the mortal realm. This is probably how...
December 2011
44 posts
In 2012
I’d like to find the balls to shave my head.
This is a resolution I won’t keep, because I AM A SHITTY COOL PERSON.
Alright people I run into from 'THE PAST'.
When people I haven’t seen in years, 2 or more. Say things like “you look nothing like yourself!” or “omg you look so different!”. I know I should probably be somewhat flattered because for the majority of my preteen and teenage years I was in a giant awkward phase. I’m not even saying that so you guys think I have character, it was just miserable at the time....